Monday, July 16, 2012

5 Kinds Of People To Kick Out Of The Cinema.



Sometimes there are some insolent fools or just plain stupid people, that you feel that you want to kick them out of the cinema your in. You know, the kind of people who you feel like punching them in the face while watching the movies. The ones who sits besides you and makes you feel like yelling at them. The ones we want to kick their asses off to the moon and never to return. I think, many of us have encountered these kinds of people at least once in their entire movie experience. Let me share the Top 5 people I find most irritating, most arrogant and most stupid people in the cinema. 

1) Person who answers their phone and talks loudly. This is plain irritating and plain arrogant. If you silent your phone and answered the phone quietly and stating that you are in the cinema and hangs up straight after that. That is still tolerable. But the one I'm pissed at is the one who answers the phone call, then talks like there's no tomorrow. Hello brother, you are in a cinema man!! SMS lah SMS!! Cannot issit? If want to talk go outside lah!! Irritating man!! Can't you just ignore the phone for once, or maybe you can just text the fellow who called you? Or if it's totally urgent, Just get out of the freaking cinema and talk outside. 

2) Commentators. I just can't stand the commentator fellows. Hello auntie, we don't need a commentator in the cinema, If I want commentator, I will go watch football la auntie!! Aiyoo Why so hard to understand? Can't you just keep it to yourself, do a postmortem and discuss it with your friends or family AFTER THE MOVIE!!??!!??

3) Repeater. I can hear loud and clear in the cinema!! I can hear clearly!! I don't need somebody to repeat every sentence there is in the script!! And of course I don't need somebody imitating the character in the film. FREAKS MAN!!! Dude, I'm also watching the movie man!!
 
4) Translator. Haven't you heard about subtitles?? Here in Malaysia, we have subtitles. Got English, Malay, Chinese and Tamil. We don't need a translator!! Go be a professional translator and work for the embassy or something. MAN!

5) People who gets too excited and dance to the movie. WTF?? There was this girl sitting beside me. She actually got too excited and dance. Lucky she did not stand up and start doing a "Glee" kindda move! It's bad enough moving around so much and irritate people.!! MAN What's going??!!

It is ok to laugh, get scared and get in the mood while watching the movie. Just remember that there are people around you. You are not alone in the cinema!! Be courteous to other people!! Be considerate!!

PEACE OUT!

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